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PostSubject: Your Momma Jokes   Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:25 am

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In this topic write down all the your mom joke you can think of.


Lets start with me-

Your Momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes   Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:44 pm

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-internet teen, kids 12 and under are not recomended here.


In this topic write down all the your mom joke you can think of.


Lets start with me-

Your Momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo Mamma is so Hairy, she opened up her legs and said "C'mon kids, We're going to Bush Gardens!"

Yo Mamma is so Fat, she broke her legs and Gravy Started Spewing out.

Yo Mamma is so Fat, She Jumping in the Air and got Stuck!

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes   Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:48 am

Your mama's so fat her cereal bowl came with a life guard.

your mamas so stupid, I askes her to go buy me a color T.V. and she said "what color"?

Your mama's so fat every time she trys to back up all you here is *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes   Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:58 pm

yo momas so stupis when she walked into walmart she died of starvation.
yo momas so fat shes like a van big fat and can hold 8 construction workers.
yo momas so fat when she went in the ocean the whales we are family.
yo momas so stupid when i asked her "who are you" she said"billy get down here".
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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes   Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:28 pm

Your momma's so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices
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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes   Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:23 am

your momma is so fat the fattest sumo wrestler yelled "HOLY SH*T GOD ZILLA"When he saw her.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes   Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:18 pm

Your momma is so stupid when she tried to throw a rock into the air she missed.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes   Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:43 pm

Your momma is so fat when she was running she put on an blue top and everyone shouted "Sunarmi!!"
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